Friday October 31 2008

David J. Knoff
Web entrepreneur who is selling the site I Masturbated to Sarah Palin.com. It's listed on eBay for 1 million dollars or best offer.
www.imasturbatedtosarahpalin.com

Lenny McAllister
Contributor to Hip Hop Republican and was featured as a political commentator and writer during the Republican National Convention in 2008 for several national and international outlets including CNN, CNN International, BBC World News, and Black Entertainment Television.
www.lennymcallister.com & www.hiphoprepublican.com

Thurday October 30 2008

Steve Doocy
Emmy award winning newscaster promoting his new book, Tales from the Dad Side: Misadventures in Fatherhood.

Stephanie Babines
The 30 year old dance instructor sued her town in order to open a pole dancing studio.
Oh My You're Gorgeous.Com & XXX-Ercise.Com
www.ohmyyouregorgeous.com & www.xxx-ercise.com

Marc Abrahams
Editor of the Annals of Improbable Research Magazine. Promoting the Ig Nobel Prizes for 2008, the annual award given by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine to oddball but often surprisingly practical scientific achievements.
http://improbable.com  

Wednesday October 29 2008

Eddie Adcock
The 70 year old bluegrass banjo vet played his banjo during his own brain surgery. The unflappable picker elected to have the surgery to correct a hand tremor that had been seriously affecting his playing. During the brain implantation surgery, the patient is kept conscious so they may assist the doctors in properly placing the leads. They do this by experiencing its immediate effects on their fine motor skills. In Eddie’s case, this would be his right hand picking the banjo.
www.eddieandmarthaadcock.com

Amanda Stuk
She is extremely afraid of clowns and will be avoiding them this Halloween. The fear of clowns is called coulrophobia. “It’s an irrational fear. It doesn’t make any sense, but whenever I see clowns, I freak out,” she said. “I just close my eyes and act like it’s not there”  

Tuesday October 28 2008

Brad Sciullo
21 year old Uniontown PA chef and competitive eater who ate a 20 pound burger.
www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com

Ernie Chambers
The Nebraska state senator who sued God.   

Dan Haight
The company tracking the sales history of Halloween masks representing presidential candidates back to 1980, has found that the winner of the mask race during an election year was the winner - every time - in the election.
www.buycostumes.com

Monday October 27 2008

Joseph Prudente
The 66 year old retired registered nurse went to jail for having a brown lawn. He is two months behind on his mortgage, and is frantically trying to stop the bank from foreclosing on his $128,000, four-bedroom house in Bayonet Point, just north of Tampa.

Frank Garren
34 year old army veteran who was taken down by an attacking squirrel in Springfield, Illinois.
 
Jeff Luckey
Created the Stadium Pal, a portable urinal. He sells many other urine related products.
www.biorelief.com  

Friday October 24 2008

Pandit Raj Kumar Sharma
Sharma is an internationally known as an astro-numerologist & gesture reader (Gesture reader is related to face reading and also aura reading). He consults with many celebrities and Indian politicians.
www.panditrajkumarsharma.com

Cheech & Chong
Promoting the Light Up America Tour coming soon to a city near you.
www.cheechandchong.com

Grady Hunter
75 year old hammered every one of the nails in his coffin. He took a blue ribbon for his woodwork in the crafts and hobbies entries at the N.C. State Fair.

Thursday October 23 2008

Ron Havens
The Catharine NY man has a controversial yard display with  figures of John McCain dressed in a Ku Klux Klan robe holding a bat chasing Obama.

Jen Pokorny
She says chimps can match up the faces of group members with photos of their behinds. Primatologist at Yerkes National Primate Research Center at Emory University in Atlanta, Georgia. The Yerkes Research Center is the oldest scientific institute dedicated to nonhuman primate research. She is pursuing a Ph.D. in Psychology (Neuroscience & Animal Behavior Program).

Sarah Lavely 
Owner of Sara's Smash Shack, 1353 6th Avenue, San Diego, CA 92101, Downtown, between Ash & A. Pent-up patrons can relieve stress by hurling dinnerware and bric-a-brac against a wall, as hard as they can, day and night, seven days a week.
www.smashshack.com

Wednesday October 22 2008

Karin Grundt 
Unsightly bottles filled with a familiar amber-coloured liquid, line the highway and their numbers keep rising Wawa, Ontario, Canada (about 150 miles north of Cheboygan Michigan). She wants people to stop throwing bottles of urine out their windows on the highway.

Oscar Goodman
Mayor of Las Vegas, a former criminal defense lawyer who represented organized crime figures before representing residents in City Hall. Promoting The Las Vegas Museum of Organized Crime and Law Enforcement (opening 2010), which will showcase southern Nevada's colorful and storied past in organized crime.

Edward Asner
Promoting his role in the Hallmark Channel movie "Generation Gap" premiering Saturday October 25th at 9:00 pm ET.

Monday October 20 2008

Richard Belzer
Actor, comedian and author, "I Am Not a Cop!" He has played Detective Munch — on Law & Order: Special Victim's Unit and Homicide, among other shows — for so many years that he has become nearly indistinguishable from the character.

Cut Out Dissection.Com (formerly known as Jennifer Thornburg)
The 19-year-old's new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.
www.cutoutdissection.com

Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen
Authors, "Tim and Tom: An American Comedy in Black and White". A book about their days as the first (and the last) black and white comedy team in the history of show business.
www.timreid.org & www.tomdreesen.com & www.timandtomcomedy.com

Dr. Phil
Jay is appearing on Dr. Phil on Wednesday October 22nd with the illegitimate son, J.T., that he gave up for adoption.
www.drphil.com

Friday October 17 2008

Jeffrey Yeager
Promoting his book ‘The Ultimate Cheapskate's Road Map to True Riches: A Practical (and Fun) Guide to Enjoying Life.
More by Spending Less’.
www.ultimatecheapskate.com
 

Robert Schnakenberg
Author, "Christopher Walken A to Z: The Man, The Movies, The Legend". How well do you really know Christopher Walken? Readers will discover that:
• Walken has worked as a lion tamer.
• Walken has appeared in music videos for Madonna, Duran Duran, and Fatboy Slim.
• Walken is the most popular guest host in the history of Saturday Night Live.
• Walken has filmed a pilot for a cooking show, Cooking with Chris.
• Most incredibly, Walken has starred in some of the worst films of all time—everything from Heaven’s Gate to Kangaroo Jack and Gigli—and yet his popularity never wanes.
http://www.robertschnakenberg.com  

Lisa Ann
Hustler Video's X-rated flick, "Who's Nailin' Paylin," features adult actress Lisa Ann in the Alaskan governor's signature specs and up-do, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door. Hustler Video could not resist the urge to spoof the MILF-tastic Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Let's face it: Who wouldn't want to see that sexy hockey mom taking it all off? 
www.myspace.com/whosnailinpaylin

Thursday October 16 2008

Maurizio Matteucci
Owner of  Cofanifunebri, a high end Italian coffin manufacturer that markets their product with calendars of scantily clad models posing in and on coffins.
www.cofanifunebri.com 

Stanley Weiser
Screenwriter of the much-anticipated new film “W” about the George W. Bush administration which opens tomorrow - Friday October 17 2008.
http://www.wthefilm.com

Eric Schansberg
One of two challengers for an Indiana congressional seat who have agreed to be hooked up to lie detectors during a debate in Jasper IN.  

Tuesday October 14 2008

Miguel Caballero
CEO of Miguel Caballero, a clothing company based in Bogotá, Colombia best known for its fashion line of bulletproof clothing. He's been called "the Armani of Bulletproof Apparel".

Greg LeNoir
The 53 year old finish carpenter from Islamorada FL saved his dog from a shark. He watched in horror as the shark's mouth opened wide, chomping a large set of teeth on his beloved 14-pound Rat Terrier, Jake.

Rich "J.R." Hildebrandt
Rome, Wisconsin resident paddled a 760-pound pumpkin down the Wisconsin River 150 miles for the past 8 days to raise money for charity. If you'd like to make a donation, call 1-877....
www.childrensdream.org

Monday October 13 2008

Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen
Authors, "Tim and Tom: An American Comedy in Black and White". A book about their days as the first (and the last) black and white comedy team in the history of show business. 
http://www.timreid.org & http://tomdreesen.com

Fontaine Maverick
One of the "original Mavericks" of Texas. "It didn't bother us when Ford Motor Company used the Maverick family name for their new car. We didn't care that Tom Cruise's character in Top Gun was named Maverick, and we were amused when Madonna used our name for her record label. It is part of the American vernacular. But when McCain and the media placed it in a political context, using the maverick label as the centerpiece of his presidential campaign, each and every member of this family was appalled. We continue to be."
http://www.realoriginalmaverick.com

Tony Viessman (May be joined by Les Spencer) 
Tony Viessman, 74, and Les Spencer, 60, got politically active last year when it occurred to them there must be other lower income, rural, beer-drinking, gun-loving, NASCAR race enthusiasts fed up with business as usual in Washington. When Barack Obama's campaign bus made a swing through Missouri, the unlikeliest of supporters were waiting for him -- or rather two of them, holding the banner: "Rednecks for Obama." Obama met the pair briefly on that July day in Union, Missouri. The candidate bounded off his bus and jogged back towards a roadside crowd to shake hands with the men holding the banner. "He said 'This is incredible'," Spencer recalled.
http://rednecks4obama.com  

Friday October 10 2008

Leigh Turner
Owner of The Black Frog Restaurant in Greenville, Maine. They have stopped promoting their ‘naked lunch’, a sandwich called the Skinny Dip which was offered for free to anyone willing to plunge naked from the restaurant’s dock into Moosehead Lake. The town board voted to deny his liquor license renewal application. Town selectmen in the popular tourist town noted that they would have had no problem granting the license if the promotion ended for the $10.95 sandwich.
www.theblackfrog.com  

Eric Ryland Horner, D.V.M. 
Creator of "The First Timer's Kit". The perfect gag gift for insecure teenagers and college students everywhere, First Timer’s Kit offers a comprehensive sexual education, courtesy of semi-credible medical expert Dr. Eric Ryland Horner. "The safe, effective way to lose your virginity. Stop masturbating and start living."

Tom Riccio
Promoting: his book. Busted!  About the OJ robbery and talking about OJ conviction. He was the central figure in OJ Simpson’s Vegas arrest. The jurors in the O.J. Simpson case said they didn’t actually need to hear witnesses to decide on the NFL fallen star’s culpability. Mr. Simpson’s secretly-recorded own words were just enough to convince the jury that the man was guilty.

Thursday October 9 2008

Rex Parris
Mayor of Lancaster CA. City officials paved over a quarter-mile strip of asphalt grooved to play the William Tell Overture when auto tires speed over it.

Kathy Cox 
She won a million on Smarter Than A Fifth Grader and gave it away. She is the Georgia Superintendent of Schools and the money will go back to the state.

Angela Pusateri
79 year old Granny Rapper. The Hallandale Beach, Fla., woman is a retired actress and belly dancer from Hallandale Beach has been riding the South Florida talent show and open-mike circuit as Granny Rapper. Her CD is titled, "Who's Your Granny?" Send your contribution to Granny Rapper, PO Box 85293, Hallendale FL 33008
www.myspace.com/grannyrapper

Wednesday October 8 2008

Tobin Mitchen and daughter Grace
Mitchen's husband, 68 year old Bruce Elliott, has painted a nude portrait of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin and hung it above the Old Town Ale House (219 W. North Ave. Chicago), where it's now a prime attraction among his display of more than 200 celebrity portraits and other racy art. Daughter Grace was the model.
www.oldtownalehouse.net & www.alehouseart.com

Yvette Fielding and Karl Beattie
Lead paranormal investigator Yvette Fielding and director of investigations Karl Beatti for the Travel Channel’s popular series Most Haunted Live. Promoting: Most Haunted Live – Gettysburg, a 7-hour interactive TV show where a paranormal team tries to prove existence of the afterlife in famed Gettysburg, PA. It airs LIVE on Friday October 10th, for 7-hours straight from 8:00 PM to 3:00 PM (known in paranormal world as “dead-time”). This is a first-of-its-kind broadcast.
www.travelchannel.com/mosthaunted

Nadine Gary
President of Go Topless.
www.gotopless.org

Tuesday October 7 2008

Jim Stark
Author, "Rescue Plan for Planet Earth: Democratic World Government through a Global Referendum". Jim Stark's call for the world to unite into one globalized government.
www.rescueplanforplanetearth.com

Shannon Sharpe  
Shannon Sharpe hosts on Sirius NFL Radio Mondays & Fridays from 7 am – 10 am ET on Channel 124. Promoting the Win Your Own Man Cave Challenge where someone will win an ultimate Man Cave from Bill Me Later.
www.iwantmymancave.com

Monday October 6 2008

Duke Wheeler - Holiday Road
Owner of the Whitehouse Christmas Tree Farm and of the Corn Maze at the Butterfly House in Whitehouse, Ohio decided to go political by carving a new maze of the face of Sarah Palin to his 16 acre corn field.
The Corn Maze at The Butterfly House
11455 Obee Road
Whitehouse, Ohio 43571 USA
Located 18 miles southwest of Toledo off Eber Road (Highway 295). About 2 miles south of I-80, (Ohio Turnpike).
www.whitehousecornmaze.com
 
Chad Benjamin Potter
Lead clown on Naked Clown Calender 2009.  
http://nakedclowncalendar.com

Friday October 3 2008

Rachel Kramer Bussel
Editor and contributing author of sex anthologies "Tasting Him - Oral Sex Stories" and "Tasting Her - Oral Sex Stories"
http://www.rachelkramerbussel.com

Scott Stevens
He believes the Russians are using a weather machine to create extreme weather events. For quite some time, conspiracy buffs have been talking about weather wars. They have been portrayed in the media as hysterical and paranoid. Some of the are. Quite obviously, not all of them are not.
http://weatherwars.info

Thursday October 2 2008

Marcus Eriksen
Dr. Eriksen sailed a raft made from 15,000 plasitic bottles and the discarded wingless body of a Cessna 310 aircraft from the Long Beach, CA. Aquarium all the way to Hawaii - 2,600 miles of open ocean crossed in 87 days. They left on June 1 and arrived in Hawaii August 28.
www.algalita.org & http://junkraft.blogspot.com/

Tom Leykis
His Los Angeles-based hot talk show, The Tom Leykis Show, airs Monday through Friday and is syndicated throughout the United States by CBS Radio. The show's most well-known feature is "Leykis 101," in which he teachs men "how to get laid" while expending less time, money, and effort.
www.blowmeuptom.com

Tracey Neikirk - Holiday Road
Isle of Wight Museum, 103 Main Street in Smithfield, Virginia the "Ham Capital of the World". Located along the banks of the Pagan River on Rt. 10 in Southeastern Virginia. About 50 miles southeat of Richmond, about 10 miles west of Norfolk. It's home to the "World's Oldest Smithfield Ham" which has been around since 1902 when P.D. Gwaltney discovered this ham from a missed delivery and wanted to see just how long it would last.  

Wednesday October 1 2008

Satch Krantz
Executive Director at Riverbanks Zoo and Garden in Columbia SC where art is created not by hands, but by paws and claws.
www.riverbanks.org

John Bradshaw Layfield
Promoting Drank “anti-energy” beverage. "Drank" contains a combination of Valerian Root, Rose Hips, and Melatonin designed to "slow your roll" after a hectic day. A calming beverage, Drank is formulated to relax the body, mind, and soul. "Drank" is the perfect lifestyle beverage for those who can appreciate extreme relaxation.
www.drankbeverage.com & www.mamajuanaextreme.com

Kevin Farley
Promoting the controversial new film, An American Carol, opening in theaters nationwide on October 3. The $20 million film skewers such liberal sacred cows as the ACLU and the anti-war movement, two popular causes among the entertainment industry elite.”
www.americancarol.com