Madison is in the HaHa Seat™ today!

JOHN MARCOTTE - He wants to put a measure on the ballot next year to ban divorce in California. If passed divorce will be illegal in California.

MIKE CALDWELL - He's selling Tiger's Balls, a 12 ball set each with a picture of one of Tiger Wood's mistresses on them. Check out his site Tail of the Tiger to get yourself a box.

Rodney Lee Conover in the HaHa Seat™ today!

KEVIN BACON - We all know who he is, if not here's a list of his movies. Kevin is teaming up with Demi Moore and Pepsi to do a charity even called Refresh Everything.

ADAM BUCKMAN - Long time TV reporter and columnist stops by to talk about Jay Leno going back to his old time slot.

Shuli is in the HaHa Seat™ today!

KARA A. VLACH-LASHER - She's owns a German shepherd sho can't lift his leg to pee, so when he does pee he leaves a meandering trail behind him. Kara takes pictures of his pee trail and turns them into art.

ELIZABETH BARRETT - She started a biker gang in her retirement home she lives in.

JOHN RENKEN - Pastor at Xtreme Ministires, where they combine the message of Christ with MMA fighting.

BILL MCGOWAN - CEO of Clarity Media Group. He helps celebrities create their public image. He's going to talk about Tiger Woods and his apology.

Madison and her ever growing belly in the HaHa Seat™ today!

ANDREW YOUNG - Former John Edward's aide and author of The Politician: An Insider's Account of John Edwards's Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down. He'll tell us all the lurid details about John Edward's affair, his mistress and his wife.

JEFF ONDASH "TEDDY MCHUGGIN" - Broker the Guiness World Record for most hugs in a day.

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DOUGLAS HINES - He's created the world's first robot sex doll, Roxxy. Not just a pile of plastic you dry hump, but an interactive pile of plastic and wires that you can give an orgasm. She'll know your name, your likes and dislikes, carry on a discussion and expresses her love to you and be your loving friend.

RICHARD GEIST - Owner of Uncle Sam's Army Navy Outfitters in NY. They sell bullet-proof clothing that's all the rage in the fashion world.

Madison is back from vacation and in the HaHa Seat™ today!

NATE HILL - A NY artist whose latest project is "Death Bear". A 7' black bear costume that he dresses up in to visit jilted lovers.

DENNIS MCKENNA - A guy who has taken a lot of hallucinogens. He and his brother, Terrence, are huge proponents of pschedelics. They used their 'visions' to figure out what will happen on 2012.

Rodney Lee Conover in the HaHa Seat™ today!

ANDREW YOUNG - Author of  The Politician: An Insider's Account of John Edwards's Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down.He was John Edwards top Aide when that whole affair scandal went down. Hear how John Edwards made Andrew take ownership of his illegitimate child, the sex tape he found of Edwards and his pregnant mistress, and other lurid tales. 

MATT ADAMS and ALEX SCORDELIS - The creators of No Pants Subway Ride. They got thousands of people around the USA to take public transportation without pants. 

Jay is taking the day off to celebrate Mardi Gras down in New Orleans. 

Enjoy Kevin Meaney, Shuli and Jay interviewing a 80-something year old Wing Walker and getting him to hang up on them twice!

Then Hanns Jones, a guy that failed at killing himself, by jumping off a bridge, and his crazy invention to stop other people from trying that.

Finally, Melissa Moore, whose Dad was a serial killer while she was growing up and she had no clue.  

Shuli in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

TIM NYBERG - One half of The Duct Tape Guys. These guys can fix anything with duct tape. Call in and see if you can stump them. I bet you can't.

SHON HOPWOOD - A former bank robber who taught himself law in jail and is now a skilled Supreme Court practitioner.

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JORDAN MURPHY - Host of VH1's Tool Academy. He'll talk about the new season of Tool Academy and Jaimee Grubbs, a season 2 contestant, who had an alleged affair with Tiger Woods.

JENNIFER MARTSOLF - Stops by to talk about Wet, the world's best selling specialty line of personal lubricants and intimacy products.

KARI ANNE PENICHE - Former Miss Teen USA who now is on VH1's Celebrity Rehab 3. She also has a sexy tape out on the intertubes with Rebecca Gayheart.

Rodney Lee Conover in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

DANNY PECK - Creator of failin.gs a website that lets you anonymously critique your friends. Are you sick of all the niceness of Facebook? They don't even have a dislike button! Then sign up for the beta varsion failin.gs.

JULIE KLAUSNER - the author of I Don’t Care About Your Band: What I Learned From Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Faux Sensitive Hipsters, Felons and Other Guys I’ve Dated.

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Shuli in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

JAY THOMAS - That's right, radio veteran Jay Thomas will be joing the show today. No, not that Jay Thomas, the Jay Thomas that host a show on WDAY in Fargo North Dakota. Join us while we call his live show during our live show.

MADAM SUSAN AUSTIN - Owner of The Mustang Ranch stops by to talk about the buisness of prostitution during a recession.

Also, check out Orpheuscapade. Jay Thomas will be appearing there February 15th.

Kevin Meaney is in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

ANDREW KLAVAN - Author of The Long Way Home. Andrew is a conservative who is upset about the views portrayed in the movie Avatar. His beef is with movies with anti-Americanism, anti-liberty, and anti-religion messages.

SUZANNE TAYLOR - Producer and Director of What On Earth?. A movie that looks into the mysteries of crop circles. She wants to know why these fascinating crop cricles are largely ignored.

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February 15th Jay will be at Orpheuscapade. Check out the site and gets tickets if you're down in New Orleans for Mardi Gras week.

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 Amy Lang, Boob Boxing girl from American Idol is in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

DAN CRUM - Author of Is He Lying To You? and former CIA polygraph examiner. He will tell all you ladies how to tell if your man is lying to you. Since guys never lie I'm curious how he will do this.

BEN BATOR - From the website Texts From Last Night stops by to talk about the book he wrote combining all the best texts from his website. Basically, people submit text they either sent or recieved while under the influence. Hilarity ensues.

LIVE This Morning on SiriusXM's Howard 101 with Shuli and Madison.

DR. HELEN FISHER - Stops by to talk about National Geographic Channel's show Taboo "Strange Love". She'll talk about guys with relationships with sex dolls, a couple that has sex with strangers, and polygamists.

RUPAUL - We all know who this he/she is. He'll talk about his show RuPaul's Drag Race, which airs on the LOGO network.

CINDY MARGOLIS - Once the hottest thing on the internet, Cindy is now looking for love with her new show Seducing Cindy, which airs Saturdays at 9pmET on Fox Reality Channel.  

Rodney Lee Conover in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

"TRACY" -  A call from the man who is offering his left testicle in return for Super Bowl tickets. 

WALTER KOENIG - Chekov from "Star Trek" calls in today to talk about InAlienable the new movie he wrote and stars in.

Kevin Meaney in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

MATT ATCHITY - From RottenTomatoes.com here to talk about The Golden Tomatoes, the best and worst movies of 2009.

MELISSA MOORE - Author of Shattered Silence. Tune in to hear the story of a girl who grew up with a Serial Killer for a Dad. 

Shuli in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

STEVE FORMAN - Author of Boca Mournings. A story about a Jewish detective in Boston whose arthritic knees can't take the New England cold anymore. He retires down to Boca Raton, looking forward to a life of golf and sunbathing, but even paradise is not without its crime. His partner is Mr. Johnson, his penis!

JOHN HEILEMANN - Author of Game Change. He used his unrivaled access to pull back the curtain on the Obama, Clinton, McCain, and Palin campaigns.

Madison in the HaHa Seat™ Today!

NEAL LAND - Member of the American Nazi Party in Denver who just adopted a mile long stretch of road on US Highway 85. Here's his website if you're interested int hat sort of thing.

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BOB HOROWITZ - Producer of Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials on CBS February 3rd at 8pm.